1 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:05,130 - All right, everybody, great season of softball. 2 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,798 I'm super proud of you guys, 3 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,092 and I think you're going to like this little highlight reel 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,802 that I put together. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,929 all: Dunder Mifflin! 6 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:17,434 - Andy Bernard presents "Summer Softball: Epic Fails." 7 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,602 [fart] Fail. 8 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:21,146 [fart] Fail. 9 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,856 - That's me. - [fart] Fail. 10 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,524 - Is this like a blooper reel? 11 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,776 - A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? 12 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,903 Do I look like Bob Saget? 13 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,905 Fail! 14 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,074 Who's this guy? 15 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:35,535 ? Meow, meow, meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow ? 16 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:36,995 Look at him dance. Fail! 17 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,079 - Fail. 18 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,831 - I deserve that. 19 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,208 - ? Doont-de-doont-de-doont, doont-de-doont-de-doont ? 20 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,793 - That was a triple. 21 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,379 - Can't take the fail? Get out of the fail video! 22 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:47,797 - My pleasure. 23 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,257 - [in high-pitched voice] Hi, I'm Pete. 24 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,593 Puberty is such a drag, man. 25 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,679 And I'm Clark. I like to eat toilet paper. 26 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,389 We fail. 27 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,477 I'd like to take a solemn moment to remember Jerry, 28 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,146 in the warehouse, who passed away this year. 29 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,524 [farting] 30 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,611 Well, that's all, folks. 31 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,696 Ski you later, everybody. 32 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,823 Thanks for a great season. 33 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,408 - What was that? 34 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,119 That was just normal video with you making vulgar noises. 35 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,954 - Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar. 36 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:23,625 Next time, do more fail-ier stuff, okay? 37 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,251 - What happened to that video I sent you? 38 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:27,295 - Oh, that wasn't-- that didn't work. 39 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,797 That was... not the right thing. 40 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,923 - Wait, let's see it. - Play it. 41 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,549 - I think I got it right here. - No-- 42 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,552 [crowd cheering] 43 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,267 - Oh! 44 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,186 - Forgot about this. [laughter] 45 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,521 [all clapping] 46 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,022 - That was not a fail. 47 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,857 That was actually a serious accident 48 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,901 that could've resulted in severe bodily harm. 49 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,486 all: Fail, fail, fail. - You're all failing right now. 50 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:53,613 Congratulations on your epic fail 51 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,699 of the use of the word fail! 52 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,702 [cheerful music] 53 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:05,792 {\an8}? ? 54 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,346 {\an8}[alarm beeping] 55 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,681 {\an8}- Oh, God. 56 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,268 {\an8}- What's going on? 57 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,603 {\an8}- Nothing, nothing is going on. Keep moving, please. 58 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,980 {\an8}- What's he measuring? 59 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,982 {\an8}- Okay, excuse me, I am the landlord. 60 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,233 {\an8}This is between me and the management, 61 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,693 {\an8}no one else, please. 62 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:32,944 {\an8}- It's an EMF hotspot. 63 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,821 {\an8}- [gasps] Oh, my God. 64 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,198 {\an8}- It stands for electromagnetic fields generally caused 65 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,576 {\an8}by a concentration of wiring in one area, 66 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,911 {\an8}especially if poorly insulated. 67 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,371 {\an8}Dwight? 68 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:46,666 {\an8}- Um, okay, I'm just walking into this. 69 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:49,627 {\an8}Am I to understand there's a beehive in the wall? 70 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,339 {\an8}- You think I have a machine for measuring beehives? 71 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,049 {\an8}- I was just asking a question, Toby. 72 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,009 {\an8}How are you not murdered every hour? 73 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,803 {\an8}- Well, I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven. 74 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:02,474 {\an8}- Okay, listen, everything here is up to code. 75 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,268 {\an8}Oh, the wires need insulation. 76 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,563 {\an8}It's a wire, people. I'm not buying it a fur coat. 77 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,694 {\an8}- Thank you. - You got it. 78 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,073 {\an8}Last week, I finally told Pam about the other job 79 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,283 {\an8}I took in Philly, the side job. - Thank you. 80 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,745 {\an8}- And she was so incredibly cool about it. 81 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:27,749 {\an8}And now, I just want to do something huge for her. 82 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,043 {\an8}Like if we were in some biker bar, 83 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,836 {\an8}and she mouthed off to some bikers, 84 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,422 {\an8}and they came lumbering over, and I was like, "wham! 85 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,925 {\an8}Gotta go through me first." 86 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,683 {\an8}[knocks at door] 87 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:45,809 {\an8}[door clicks open] 88 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,102 {\an8}- Andy, could I have a word, please? 89 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,269 {\an8}Um, it won't take a moment. 90 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,729 {\an8}It's extremely important, 91 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,148 {\an8}and it really has to happen now. 92 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,359 {\an8}- Fine, I will give you one minute-- 93 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,111 {\an8}- Oh, please, don't use the hourglass. 94 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,238 {\an8}- You have one minute, and your minute has begun, 95 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,490 {\an8}and no time will be added at the end, 96 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,617 {\an8}even to accommodate this sentence 97 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,245 {\an8}with all of its baroque-dependent clauses 98 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:09,332 {\an8}and cascading turns of phrase. 99 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,126 {\an8}- I'm trying to adopt a baby. 100 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,462 {\an8}- A baby what? A human? 101 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,173 {\an8}- And the agency require character reference 102 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,341 {\an8}from my employer. 103 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,759 {\an8}- Oh. 104 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:20,969 {\an8}- You won't have to do anything. 105 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,262 {\an8}I would write the letter myself. 106 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,222 {\an8}You'd just simply sign it, so-- 107 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:30,020 - Okay, and fall right into your plagiarism-entrapment scheme? 108 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,938 {\an8}I don't think so. - It's not-- 109 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,233 - And I happen to notice you're down to about 30 seconds here. 110 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,735 - Well, then, if I could just convince you that you-- 111 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,445 - And those sand grains are tumbling with fury down-- 112 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:41,364 - It's not entrapment if I'm writing-- 113 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,866 - Time's up. 114 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,035 - Fine. 115 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,120 No, that's fine. I understand. 116 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,372 Orphan children are not your priority. 117 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,916 You have money to count, widows to evict. 118 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,501 - Okay. Hold on a second. 119 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,878 [chuckles] 120 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,005 That's not accurate. 121 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,631 I said I would read it, and if I like it, 122 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,258 I will sign it. - Oh. 123 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,926 - If I like it. 124 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,179 I am a known orphan lover. 125 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,306 Example: Me and Erin. 126 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,724 Time: This morning. 127 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,185 Location: My canopy bed. 128 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,440 - Sure, I'll read her letter, 129 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,108 and if she tells the truth 130 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,652 about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is, 131 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:22,072 then, yeah, I'll sign that. 132 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,200 - "Statistical correlations exist between EMF radiation 133 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,702 "and various health hazards, 134 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,081 but mainstream studies are inconclusive." 135 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,583 That means you can't make me do squat. 136 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,127 These people are my tenants, not my children, 137 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,962 yet they expect to be coddled more than I was 138 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,673 by my own mother. 139 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,883 And I always paid her my rent on time. 140 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,051 - You better fix this. 141 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,386 I already ditched my uterus, 142 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,887 and I ain't losing any more good parts. 143 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,514 - You people don't realize what you're asking. 144 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,557 I'd have to rip open the walls. 145 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,851 I'd have to shut this place down for a week. 146 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,854 - Week off. That'd be great. 147 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,909 - Hey, if you don't want to teach me PowerPoint, 148 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,035 just say so. 149 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,412 - I don't want to teach you PowerPoint. 150 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,288 - Come on. Just show me PowerPoint. 151 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,832 - Okay, listen. 152 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,292 I know Quicken, After Effects, Photoshop and AutoCAD. 153 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,044 Which is like the equivalent of owning a pickup truck. 154 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,337 Hey, you free this weekend? 155 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,755 Yeah, man. Let's hang out. 156 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:21,798 Oh, how about instead of hanging out, 157 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,174 you design my website? 158 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,635 Just do the tutorial. - You're the tutorial. 159 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,013 - No, dude, I'm not. I'm not the tutorial. 160 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,180 - You could be. - Mm-mm. 161 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,265 [microwave chimes] 162 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,768 - What are you doing? 163 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,437 - Getting my wife a week off from work. 164 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,480 - You popped one kernel. 165 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,857 - Awesome, right? 166 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,611 - So creed is that dude's stepdad? 167 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,822 - Correct. 168 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,825 - Well, I don't know about the rest of you, 169 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,494 but I'm just going to say it; I'm nervous. 170 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,538 I have no idea what health problems 171 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,831 this is all going to cause. 172 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,082 - He's right. - What? Come on. 173 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,500 - I'm getting older. I'm losing my hair. 174 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,252 - I'm sorry. - I'm gonna grow a third arm. 175 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,962 - I know what Jim is trying to do. 176 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,172 He's trying to get big, bad Dwight 177 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,923 to shell out for a huge repair job, 178 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,176 while lucky Jimbo gets a paid vacation. 179 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,219 Well, sorry, lucky Jimbo, 180 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,388 I can live very happily in a magnetic field. 181 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,516 Most of my childhood heroes got their powers that way. 182 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,394 - Side effects of EMF include headaches-- 183 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,854 - Had them all my life. 184 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,647 - Breast pain-- 185 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,025 - No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try, Jim. 186 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,985 - Oof. Infertility. 187 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,196 - [scoffs] 188 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,739 Yeah, right. 189 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,667 - Ah, there's my popcorn. Can you just grab that for me? 190 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,920 - Keep your snacks on your side, Jim, idiot. 191 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,924 What the--? - What? 192 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,550 - Some of these kernels have crowned. 193 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,011 - That's impossible 'cause that's a brand-new bag. 194 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,599 Oh, my God. 195 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,687 - Andy! 196 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,441 - I'm sorry. 197 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,695 It was almost too easy. 198 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,405 I'm going to drive you up to the lake, 199 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,781 give you a whole week on the water, 200 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,700 just you, me, and the kids. 201 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,785 - Oh, can we stop by that pie stand on the way? 202 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,371 - You mean, "Laverne's Pies, tires fixed also"? Yes. 203 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,415 We will be doing that, and we'll be getting a dozen. 204 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,250 - A dozen different pies? 'cause that means rhubarb. 205 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,584 - Why would you say that? 206 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,003 I meant four apple, four blueberry, 207 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,546 two cherry, one peach, one chocolate. 208 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:25,880 I thought that was implied. 209 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,507 - Yeah, okay, then. [door opening] 210 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,634 - Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints, 211 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,013 and we reached a settlement. 212 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,389 It was me versus Dwight in there, 213 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,141 and I kicked his ass. 214 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:40,020 Basically, I threatened to sue, but I was bluffing. 215 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,604 You got Nard Dogged. 216 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,231 [imitates blows landing] 217 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,733 That is a reality show waiting to happen. 218 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,443 - Inconclusive. 219 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,195 Paranoia. 220 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,739 So... 221 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,116 we will be leaving the office for one whole week. 222 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,118 - Nice job. 223 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,203 - In my contract, it is stipulated 224 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,247 that I provide a temporary work space. 225 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,665 It will arrive in one hour. 226 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,334 - What? 227 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,668 - What's this? - Oh! 228 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,378 - What? - Bring it in. 229 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,214 Roll into the future with work bus. 230 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,884 Say goodbye to wasteful buildings. 231 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,177 These days, a mobile office 232 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,220 isn't just for hotshot politicians. 233 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,014 Now anyone can rent a work bus. 234 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,766 If you've got a parking lot, 235 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,976 a work space is just a phone call away. 236 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,436 In this age 237 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,813 of belt-tightening and less-empowered workers, 238 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,400 a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done. 239 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,114 - They're 100 pack, 5 pound-- 240 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,157 - No 6 after the 8. - Shh! 241 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,533 - Shh! 242 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,118 - Guys, do you need any more of those forms? 243 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,161 - Uh, no. I can pass them. - Oh, okay. 244 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,246 - I think that's all. 245 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,498 But thanks. 246 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,791 - Oh. 247 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,125 Ah. 248 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,134 - [clears throat] 249 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,011 - I got--okay. I can help you do this. 250 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,304 [clang] 251 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,305 [coughs] 252 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,348 - Shh! 253 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,933 [overlapping chatter] 254 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,267 - [screams] - Oh, sorry about that. 255 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,686 - Oh, my God! 256 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,937 - Oops. Sorry. 257 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,397 - Lose weight. 258 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,273 - I'm trying. Sorry. 259 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,778 - Ah. 260 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,154 - The Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare 261 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,614 Pre-adoption Standard. 262 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,575 - Oh, of course, you were adopted. 263 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,619 - [scoffs] I wish. 264 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,997 No, I made some short lists, I had a couple sleepovers, 265 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:26,209 but I never managed to get in the end-zone. 266 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,420 I don't know what it was. 267 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,088 Not lovable, maybe. [laughs] 268 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,631 Oh, well. 269 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,675 - Listen, I'm really struggling with this form. 270 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,261 But as you know the system, do you think maybe you could-- 271 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,221 - Absolutely, I know exactly what they want to hear. 272 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,389 I would-- I would love to help. 273 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,100 - Oh, thank you so much. 274 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,310 - [whispering] Just don't tell Andy because-- 275 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,645 - He hates me. - And-- 276 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,938 - Thinks I'm a monster. - That-- 277 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,606 - Should go back to Loch Ness. 278 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,534 - Erin's a very supportive, very nurturing person. 279 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,953 And she reminds me of my mother. 280 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,706 I mean, I'm not attracted to my mother. 281 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,708 So... 282 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,294 I mean, I'm not attracted to Erin. 283 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,920 [chuckles] 284 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,297 [clears throat] 285 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,759 - Stretch. All right. 286 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,595 - How many times do you need to take a stroll? 287 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,848 - I--my legs cramp up, okay? It's a circulation issue. 288 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,308 - Boy, I will hammer-spank your rear. 289 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,976 - All right, all right, gang. 290 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,561 Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face. 291 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,146 - It's a medical thing. 292 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,522 - Just--you good? 293 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,150 - I'm good. I-- - [sighs] 294 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,361 I'm so sorry for all of this. 295 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,654 - It's okay. 296 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:40,075 You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest. 297 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,743 - I--I need to get to the paper, please. 298 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:42,744 - Sorry. 299 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:43,995 - Oh, God! 300 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,288 - Oh, oh, my God! - Okay-- 301 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,706 - Ah! - I'll get you a napkin. 302 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,458 Can someone get napkins, please? 303 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,418 - You know what, it's fine. It's fine, let me just-- 304 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,628 it's fine. 305 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,756 - Pam, I'm really sorry. I just-- 306 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,883 I'm--I'm really sorry about all that. 307 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,597 Really? Smirking? 308 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,808 - What can I say? I love justice. 309 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,018 You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, 310 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,104 and now you're locked in a prison bus, 311 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,356 and your woman drips with beverage. 312 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,149 - Hey, Dwight, I was trying to do something nice for Pam. 313 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,193 Can you just help me out? 314 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,487 Can we maybe take this thing somewhere, 315 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,781 or do something to not make this the worst day ever? 316 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,575 - It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems 317 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,954 by spending my money on gas. 318 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,332 - Andy! 319 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,709 - Yo! Toonces. 320 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,127 - You're the boss. 321 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,586 Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive 322 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,505 if while we were doing work, we looked up and saw 323 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,091 the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania? 324 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,093 - Ooh, I know I'd be more productive. 325 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,928 - As would I. - No question. 326 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,389 - No! No! This is a work bus. 327 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,516 The wheels are for transporting the work space 328 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,268 to and from the work site. 329 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,602 - What are you talking about? 330 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,147 You're not the boss, Andy is. Andy? 331 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,984 all: Pies, pies, pies, pies, pies, pies. 332 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,986 - All right! 333 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,780 The fat people have spoken. 334 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,991 Dwight, get this bus moving. 335 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,910 [all cheering and clapping] 336 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:09,164 - Next stop, Laverne's Pies, tires fixed also. 337 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,166 - Oh, yes! 338 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,500 [all cheering and clapping] 339 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,503 - Yeah, Jim! 340 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,005 - So it looks like this work bus 341 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,507 was a pretty good idea after all, huh? 342 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,384 - Get your foot behind the yellow line. 343 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,636 - You got it. 344 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,348 [applause] - Yeah, Jim! 345 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,108 - Stop. - Come back. 346 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,943 - Too late. - Mm. 347 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,236 Oh. 348 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,905 So you ready to teach me PowerPoint? 349 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,865 - Nope. - I'll take that as a yes. 350 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,283 - Why can't we just play video games? 351 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,369 - We can play PowerPoint. 352 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,456 - I would really, really like to help Darryl. 353 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,209 But I would also really, really like to not do anything. 354 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,087 So it's a tough call. 355 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,632 all: ? Shabooya roll call, shabooya-ya-ya ? 356 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,008 ? Shabooya roll call ? 357 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:02,967 - ? My name is Pam ? all: ? Yeah ? 358 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,552 - ? I like to paint ? 359 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,429 all: ? Yeah ? - ? You think you're better? ? 360 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,889 all: ? Yeah ? - ? Oh, no, you ain't ? 361 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:08,848 all: ? Roll call ? 362 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,684 ? Shabooya-ya-ya ? 363 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,770 ? Shabooya roll call, shabooya-ya-ya ? 364 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,689 ? Shabooya roll call ? 365 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,607 - Jim taught them a driving song 366 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,150 built around a nonsense word. 367 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,402 Nonsense. 368 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,195 A word that makes no sense. 369 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,905 On purpose! 370 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,741 If you can't see what's wrong with that, I can't help you. 371 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,535 all: ? Shabooya-ya-ya, shabooya roll call ? 372 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,328 - ? My name is Kevin ? - ? Yeah ? 373 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,122 - ? That is my name ? - ? Yeah ? 374 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,165 - ? They call me Kevin ? - ? Yeah ? 375 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,167 - ? 'Cause that's my name ? all: ? Roll call ? 376 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,754 ? Shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ? 377 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,049 ? Shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ? 378 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,759 - ? My name is Oscar ? - ? Yeah ? 379 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,386 - ? Why am I here? ? - ? Yeah ? 380 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,096 - ? I've clearly chosen ? - ? Yeah ? 381 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,056 - ? The wrong career ? - ? Roll call! ? 382 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,226 ? Shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ? 383 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,396 ? Shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ? 384 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,314 - ? My name is Phyllis ? - ? Yeah ? 385 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,233 ? I'm married to Bob ? - ? Yeah ? 386 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,027 - Let's see, uh... - ? Yeah ? 387 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,279 - I like television! [laughs] 388 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,989 I don't know. I'm not very good at this. 389 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,365 - ? Roll call! ? 390 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,826 ? Shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ? 391 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,244 - Dwight, your turn! 392 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,871 - I'm not doing it. - ? Yeah ? 393 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,914 - You're wasting your time. - ? Yeah ? 394 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,292 - No. This doesn't count. - ? Yeah ? 395 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,252 - I will not rhyme. 396 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,087 Damn it. - ? Roll call! ? 397 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:24,049 ? Shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ? 398 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,675 - ? My name is Andy ? - ? Yeah ? 399 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,302 ? Can't see through the fog ? - ? Yeah ? 400 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,970 - ? Can you see? ? - ? Yeah ? 401 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,764 ? The Nard Dog! ? - ? Roll call! ? 402 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,933 ? Shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ? 403 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,977 [indistinct chatter] 404 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,270 - Oh, you guys. 405 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,855 You guys, check this guy out. - What? 406 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,565 - [jeering] 407 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,900 - Nice. - Oh! 408 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,151 - Yeah, Meredith. 409 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,652 - Dwight, Dwight, catch up with him! 410 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:45,737 Catch up with him! - Yeah, yeah, Dwight! 411 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,364 Catch up! - Oh! 412 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,656 Oh! - Oh, my God! 413 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,949 - Oh, jeez. 414 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,326 - [cackles] 415 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,952 - We're gonna get arrested. - Oh. 416 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,162 - Meredith. 417 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,473 - Thanks. 418 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,767 Playing a little hooky from work today. 419 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,353 [sighs] 420 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,771 Oh, my God. 421 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,109 - Dunder Mifflin road trip 2012! 422 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,193 [camera shutter clicks] 423 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,362 Okay, now a serious one. 424 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,615 - Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. 425 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,161 Has he been acting kind of weird to you lately? 426 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,747 - If by "lately," you mean for the last 12 years, yeah. 427 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,582 - No, I mean, he's sulking. That's not like him. 428 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,626 - He's just mad that we're all having fun. 429 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,045 - Then why isn't he scheming or preparing to avenge? 430 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,383 - He's fine. He's indestructible. 431 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,804 - Always say that a child is placed for adoption, 432 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,098 never surrendered. 433 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,850 We're not hostages. 434 00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,228 - [chuckles] Although I have considered kidnapping one. 435 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,230 - Oh, and never say that. 436 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,609 I am so excited thinking about this child 437 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,236 you're going to adopt. 438 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,779 - I wish I could just wave a magic wand 439 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,115 and make you a parentless five-year-old again. 440 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,867 I would snap you up. 441 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,076 - Oh. 442 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:18,913 Hey. 443 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,013 - I couldn't help overhearing. 444 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,932 Are you planning a kidnapping? 445 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,976 - Um, yeah. 446 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,811 You wanna drive getaway? 447 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,480 - That depends. 448 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,523 Who are we snatchin'? 449 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,108 - Rupert Murdoch. 450 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,485 His parents are loaded. 451 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,028 - I was kidding. 452 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,364 I'm an undercover cop, and I'm taking you in. 453 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,990 - Well, joke's on you, undercover cop, 454 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,617 because this is all just a dream, 455 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,118 and, oops, you're late for school. 456 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,412 - Oh, Mom. [inhales sharply] 457 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,581 You should have woken me sooner. 458 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,425 - So you're thinking of adopting. 459 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,014 - Um... 460 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,808 I'm--I'm trying. 461 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,768 - I, too, am longing for offspring. 462 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,607 - Let's agree that no matter how desperate we both become, 463 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,858 we'll never have a child together. 464 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,568 - I'd like that. 465 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,741 - Next stop, pies. 466 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,368 [chants] Next stop, pies! 467 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:41,705 all: [chanting] Next stop, pies, next stop, pies! 468 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,581 - Let's go, driver! 469 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,793 Laverne packs up the pie wagon at 5:00, so-- 470 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:47,961 - At 5:00? 471 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,963 That's only 20 minutes from now. 472 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,757 The pie shop is 13 miles away. 473 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,926 So at 55 miles an hour, 474 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,554 that just gives us 5 minutes to spare. 475 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,389 - So, wait, when pies are involved, 476 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,349 you can suddenly do math in your head? 477 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:06,730 - Hold on, Kevin, how much is 19,154 pies 478 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,232 divided by 61 pies? 479 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,026 - 314 pies. 480 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,113 - What if it were salads? 481 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,366 - Well, it's the-- 482 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,202 carry the four and the-- 483 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,329 it doesn't work. 484 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,665 - I'm sorry to spoil Jim's fantastic voyage, everyone, 485 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,042 but we're almost out of gas. 486 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,002 - Okay, well, I saw a station about a mile back, 487 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,503 so chop, chop. 488 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,006 - That name brand place? No, forget about it, sorry. 489 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,967 The tanks are so big on this thing, 5� a gallon extra? 490 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,135 It really adds up. 491 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,470 - Are you kidding me? 492 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,221 Dwight, come on. - Hey. 493 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,514 Honey, I don't think we should push him. 494 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,766 - Oh, no, I'm going to push him. 495 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,642 You know why? Because you are getting a pie. 496 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,102 Why? 'cause you deserve it. 497 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,645 And what is he doing? 498 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,022 He's trying to drive us all around the countryside, 499 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,066 looking for gas because he knows we won't get there. 500 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,025 Is that what we want? 501 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,526 all: No! 502 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,362 - Stop ordering me around, Jim! 503 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,238 - What do we want? all: Pies! 504 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,365 - When do we want it? 505 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,575 all: Pies! - Okay, fine. 506 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,497 You win, Jim. You win. 507 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,748 We have been battling for a long time, 508 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,458 but, you know what, you win. 509 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,876 'cause you are the winner, you are the alpha male. 510 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,127 There you go. 511 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,712 Alpha male, go buy your wife a pie. 512 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,130 Go buy the whole world a pie. 513 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,423 - That's impossible. 514 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,635 - Oh, no! - Dwight! 515 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,719 - What are you doing? - Dwight! 516 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,970 - What the hell? - Whoa, Dwight. 517 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,681 - Dwight. 518 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,140 - What? 519 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,644 - Well, now I don't even feel like pie. 520 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,646 Wait. 521 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:30,939 No, it's back. 522 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,487 [footsteps on the roof] - Oh, just drive away, just-- 523 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:38,988 - Phyllis, that's not safe. 524 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,282 - Guys, we only have 18 minutes left. 525 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,577 At 61 miles an hour, we're just going to barely make it. 526 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,871 - Kevin, if there were a 24 Hour Fitness 527 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,499 next to the pie stand, how long will it take us to get there? 528 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,044 - Well, 24 times the-- 529 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:55,588 fit--mm. I don't know. 530 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,966 - Jim, go up and check on him. H's upset. 531 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,592 - You know he's doing all this on purpose. 532 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,511 - Please, just make sure he's okay. 533 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,096 - [sighs] 534 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,806 - Hurry it up, for God's sake. 535 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,516 They're going to be out of banana cream. 536 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,809 - Banana cream's the first to go. 537 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:08,893 We'd be lucky to get pumpkin at this point. 538 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,395 - [gasps] What? 539 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,943 - Hey, how do I get this picture 540 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,320 of these two hands shaking into this text box? 541 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,322 - It--it's not that I don't like helping people. 542 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,907 It's just... 543 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,619 No, actually, I don't like helping people. 544 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,121 All right. Well, what are you trying to do? 545 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,539 You're trying to-- - Learn PowerPoint. 546 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,458 - No. You're trying to-- 547 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,543 - Move a pic of two hands shaking. 548 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,627 - Okay. Right. 549 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:37,589 But first you want to co... 550 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,174 - Co... 551 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:43,011 - Co... - Co... 552 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,721 - Co... - Co... 553 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,348 - ? Co ? 554 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:47,557 - No harmonizing. 555 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:48,975 - ? Co ? 556 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,352 - py - Pee? 557 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,561 - Copy and paste. 558 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:52,729 - Copy and paste. - Yeah. 559 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:53,897 - Copy and paste! 560 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,857 Oh, those two guys again. 561 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,317 Now it's a party. 562 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,235 Let's get some jigsaw wipes in here, 563 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,779 really get this thing bumpin'. 564 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,280 Paste. - Mm-hmm. 565 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,407 - Oomp. There it is. 566 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,702 ? Mad multimedia skills in the hizzy house ? 567 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,205 ? Good God, y'all, Microsoft whoo! ? 568 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,374 Ah! [laughs] 569 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,792 I got it, right? 570 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,126 Is that right? - That's right. 571 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,211 - That's right. - Sure did. 572 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,379 - It pasted. - Pasted like a champion. 573 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,630 - Okay. 574 00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,715 - You out of breath now? - Little bit. 575 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,593 - Dwight? 576 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,345 Why are you such a jerk? 577 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:28,139 I'm trying to do something for my wife, and you keep-- 578 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,308 - I'm barren, Jim. 579 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,559 - What? 580 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,895 - My trouser hives are void of honey. 581 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,981 I had congress with Angela, and the child that she bore 582 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,234 did not issue from my loins. 583 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,445 Thought I would be a father, and instead I am a eunuch, 584 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:46,199 neutered by my own building. 585 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,452 - Is this about the popcorn, or the "x" on the ceiling? 586 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,038 Dwight, that was a prank. 587 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,915 - You mean you flooded my building 588 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,501 with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank? 589 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,044 - No. - That's genius. 590 00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,337 That's the best prank you've ever done. 591 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,922 - I'll take it. 592 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,095 - Andy? - Who is it? 593 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,431 - Um, is this a good time? - Yeah. 594 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:12,767 Perfect time, right in the middle of a rooftop crisis. 595 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,145 Fine, yeah, let me read it. What do we have here? 596 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,438 Okay-- 597 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:19,357 [vocalizing] 598 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,192 you've made this very easy for me. 599 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,028 It's unsignable. 600 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,281 - Oh. What, is there something--? 601 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:30,285 - It's inaccurate, dishonest, and, in a word, dong-water. 602 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,370 - Oh, well, perhaps I could reword some of it-- 603 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:33,538 - Here's the thing. 604 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,998 You asked me to do you a favor, 605 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,042 I did it, I read it. 606 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,545 Thank you very much to me for my time. 607 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,297 Good luck with your impossible dream. 608 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:45,800 - All right, then. 609 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,520 - Dwight, sometimes it takes couples 610 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,855 years to get pregnant. 611 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,524 - Really? How long did it take you and Pam to conceive? 612 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,776 - That doesn't matter. 613 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,069 - What position did you use to conceive, 614 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,653 regular or lady-on-her-back? 615 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,697 You used lady-on-her-back, didn't you, freak? 616 00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:09,366 Yuck, gross. Never mind, Jim. 617 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,660 - [crying] 618 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,665 [sobbing] 619 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,671 - British women, famously over-emotional, 620 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,131 am I right? 621 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,008 - I don't think that's Nellie. 622 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,636 - What? - Oh. 623 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,097 Oh, no, no, no. Look, it's all right. 624 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,641 Really, it isn't your fault. 625 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:38,645 No, no. It's-- you were so kind, 626 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,355 and it isn't anything to do with you. 627 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,526 - Did you ever think that because you own the building, 628 00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:46,611 everyone in it, 629 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,363 we're all kind of like your children. 630 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,074 - You know, there's a phrase about that in German, 631 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:52,492 bilden-kinder, 632 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,953 used almost exclusively by childless landlords 633 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:57,622 to console themselves, but now, 634 00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:00,291 I really understand it. 635 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:04,587 - Well, now you have a bus full of real building-kinder. 636 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,256 - Bilden-kinder. - Okay. 637 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:10,719 And they're all dangerously close to not getting pie. 638 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,179 And there's only one guy who can save them. 639 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,639 It's not me. 640 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,099 - I agree. - Oh! 641 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,059 - Oh. 642 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:19,728 Hey, how did it go? 643 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:20,854 - It was pretty good, actually. - Yeah? 644 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,272 - We bonded, we got to t-- 645 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:23,523 - Oh! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 646 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,066 - Dwight, Dwight! - Dwight! 647 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,776 - That's what happens when you don't get out of the way. 648 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,487 Out of the way! 649 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,156 - You feel okay now? 650 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:32,282 - Oh, better than okay. 651 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,742 And you know what, honey? 652 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,702 I'm going to get you that rhubarb pie. 653 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,120 - Well, actually, rhubarb 654 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:38,288 is the one pie that I don't-- - Don't, don't. 655 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,581 - Everybody, hang on! 656 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:40,915 [engine turns over] 657 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,417 [all scream] 658 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,919 [tires screech] 659 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,758 [all scream] 660 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:54,512 all: Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie! 661 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:58,350 [all cheering] 662 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,226 - Jim, take the wheel! - What? 663 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:02,437 Why? What? - Just take the wheel! 664 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,233 - What are you doing? Are you insane? 665 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,526 You're gonna get killed! - Don't worry about me! 666 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,819 Take care of them! 667 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,280 Get! Them! Pies! 668 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:17,827 [Dwight shouting] - Dwight! 669 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,121 - Don't close that stand! 670 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:22,082 Ow. 671 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:23,750 Ow. 672 00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,335 Ow. 673 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,545 [grunts] 674 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,465 Ow. - Thanks, Dwight. 675 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:33,677 Ow. Ah. 676 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,804 Ow. I rolled on a rock. 677 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,231 - Oh. 678 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,899 - I changed my mind. 679 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,193 - Oh, you signed it? - Yeah. 680 00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:53,196 Not as is, obviously. 681 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,406 Made a couple of changes, 682 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,324 added some sentences at the end. 683 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,412 Trust me, it needed it. 684 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:02,288 But, yeah, whatever. 685 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:03,665 It's-- 686 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,089 - "She's tough in business, but tender 687 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,716 "with the people she cares about. 688 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,093 "She'll make a wonderful mother to any child 689 00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:17,679 who can overlook weird accents." 690 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,229 - Mmm. 691 00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:29,274 Pie was so good. - Mm. 692 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:32,110 - Do I have any cherry in my teeth? 693 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,820 - No. You're good. 694 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,238 All set. 695 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,448 - Cool. 696 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:44,497 - [groans, spits] 697 00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,332 Ugh. Oh. 698 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,834 God. 699 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:55,133 - I insult you, Oscar. - What? 700 00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:58,678 - I insult you to your face. 701 00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:00,680 - I don't know what you're talking about. 702 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,600 - Then why don't you do something about it? 703 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,643 - Kevin, are you trying to get me to hit you 704 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,270 in the face with my pie? 705 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,356 - You don't have the guts. 706 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:14,402 You stupid, dumb, doo-doo face. 707 00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,203 Yes! 708 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:26,331 - Oh, my God. I'm getting so stuffed. 709 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:32,504 - We did it. 710 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:33,880 - You did it. 711 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:45,767 - ? My name is Andy ? all: ? Yeah ? 712 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,686 - ? I don't do drugs ? all: ? Yeah ? 713 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,437 - ? Now, check the style ? all: ? Yeah ? 714 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:52,023 - ? Of Flatt and Scruggs ? all: ? Yeah ? 715 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,943 [banjo music playing] 716 00:28:55,068 --> 00:29:01,574 ? ? 717 00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:06,955 all: [murmuring] Roll call. 718 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:07,997 - Roll call. 719 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,499 - Roll call. 720 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,542 - Roll call. 721 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:11,793 - What? 722 00:29:11,843 --> 00:29:16,393 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0